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Fandom: Harry Potter
“‘Goodbye cruel world.’ The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. He closed his eyes awaiting the end.
A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed.
‘Oh shit, that’s right I’m a hat.’”
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f u CK
never gets old
stupid sexy snape
I never got the whole “Snape” fetish until now

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- James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
- Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
- James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro
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Farewell.
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- Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
- Me: Nine and three quarters
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I never thought about that before!


