1. wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter
“‘Goodbye cruel world.’ The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. He closed his eyes awaiting the end.
A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed.
‘Oh shit, that’s right I’m a hat.’”

    wtffanfiction:

    Fandom: Harry Potter

    “‘Goodbye cruel world.’ The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. He closed his eyes awaiting the end.

    A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed.

    ‘Oh shit, that’s right I’m a hat.’”

  2. preludetoalife:

    abortedslunk:

    sassy-gay-shameimaru:

    plushiekougra:

    clarri:

    f u CK

    never gets old

    stupid sexy snape

    I never got the whole “Snape” fetish until now

    • James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
    • Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
    • James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro
  3. Farewell.

    • Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
    • Me: Nine and three quarters
    • Friend:
    • Me:
    • Friend:
    • Me:
  4. agentkikirogers:

I never thought about that before!

    agentkikirogers:

    I never thought about that before!