ualac:

favorite liveblogging in the samumenco tag:

  • episode seven freakouts
  • sentai arc: this road is long and i am weary
  • i’ve watched the first episode and that’s gay, man
  • [vague suspicious comment about the girlfriend]
  • angst about goto’s cellphone
  • photosets of every time mari and moe kiss
  • did they get married for real though???? please someone tell me

Am I the only one who feels like this would be a pretty hilarious metaphor for dick sizes?

aobasluttygaki:

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First we’ve got Makoto, I don’t think this is much of a surprise. The boy is tall, and look at wink he’s got going, he knows its something to be proud of. 

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Then theres Rin, maybe not the longest but who needs length when you’ve got thickness, that’s where its at, ladies. He looks eager please too, hop on that boy.

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Next up Haru, not the biggest but still pretty decent. But don’t worry he’s pretty serious about making the magic happen, he’s got his game face on.

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Here’s Nagisa, he’s not bad as it is, but he’s working double duty it looks like. Good boys use toys. 

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Then here’s poor Rei, I think we already knew from the copious crotch shots that he has got basically nothing going on down there— but I mean… come on, he’s 15.  Either way he’s not aware of it and is ready to hunt down some booty.

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Finally, there’s Sousuke. We don’t talk about Sousuke. 

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coolerthancats asked:

What happened with all this 3+1 stuff? I feel a bit out of the loop. Is the last movie called 3+1? Was there an announcement of some kind?

fiendswithbenefits:

Oh boy. Since you missed the latest instalment of Anno’s Wild Ride: You Can (Not) Get Off, here’s a brief recap:

On September 5, 3.0 aired on Japanese television for the first time. A while ago we got wind that there was supposed to be some sort of announcement or news during the airing.

Now, a little bit of backstory: 3.0 and 4.0 were originally supposed to come out together, on the same day. Then 3.0 expanded into a full-length film and 4.0 was delayed. It’s been … several years, with almost no word. The fans thought that, at last, that we’d get some sort of something. And there were rumours going around of a new Evangelion anime, of all things, to cover the fourteen-year timeskip. Everyone was flipping out.

And so we all jumped on livestreams to watch 3.0. On /a/ alone there were 20+ Evangelion threads maxing out the 500 post bump limit. It was incredible, like the original 3.0 release threads. And then came, well, the ending.

And do you know what the master, Anno, had in store for us?

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That’s it. That’s it. No trailer, no anouncement, no release date. Just a title card displaying that he is indeed changing the name of the film to 3.0+1.0, as he revealed on a random fence post a few months back.

That’s what we’ve been waiting since goddamn fucking May for. I’ve never seen /a/ cry so badly except perhaps for when Kyoto “Miss Fanservice” Animation released the fujoshi-pandering Free!

This anon sums up my feelings:

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It’s starting to resemble the shitstorm prior to End of Evangelion. I’ve heard rumour that a member of Studio Khara tweeted that they’ve already received two death mails, though I’m unable to confirm this at time of writing.

Someone then pointed out that the website had updated and people stampeded towards it, causing the Evangelion website and some of the major fansites (such as EvaGeeks) to go down due to traffic. Several hours later someone managed to access the website. Guess what the big update was?

Yep. You guessed it.

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On this day the fanbase received a grim reminder: We lived in fear of Anno’s power. Anno could completely not give a shit and release a film of himself masturbating in front of a camera for two hours and people would still go see it.

Today the hopes for seeing what the hell’s happening with 4.0 - also known as 3.0+1.0 - have come tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.

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So, what the hell does 3.0+1.0 mean? There are a few theories.

  1. Anno has decided to teach us basic maths.
  2. "4" is unlucky in Japanese culture, so he would want to avoid its use.
  3. It possibly confirms the timelooping theory, since it’s linking the end with the beginning (“So, the beginning and end are one and the same” etc.).
  4. It relates to the idea that “EVA is a story that repeats”. See (2).
  5. It’ll cover the fourteen-year timeskip, a la an “upgraded” 3.0. Alternatively, it’s signifying that the fourth film is a direct sequel to 3.0 - you can’t run from your mistakes.
  6. Since multiplication can also be written with the dot at the bottom instead of in the middle (and Wevangeliwon has been known to pull out its special snowflake markers), this could actually be 3*0+1*0 … or, Evangelion 0.0.
  7. It’ll actually be a recap film of the first three, to be followed by a fifth film (that will “break the cycle”). This would also be a hilarious contuinty pun, since 3.0+1.0 = 4.0, and 4.0 sounds like death in Japanese, and Evangelion: Death was the original recap film.

One thing’s for sure: Anno still has it and is undoubtedly laughing at our tears. Just as expected of the master, Mr Anno.

Do you have a problem with the fourth film? What’s wrong, is Evangelion 2deep3+1u?

wafflesex:

RIGHT, SO REMEMBER WHEN WE FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS FREE! THEMED PORN COMING OUT

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WELL, I WATCHED IT AND OK

IT STARTS OFF WITH A BUNCH OF IDIOTS STRETCHING AND SHIT TO HARDCORE GUITAR SOLOS AND THAT’S FINE AND WELL

THEN IT GETS TO THIS DISGRACEFUL FOOL

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WHO LITERALLY DO THE GOGGLE SNAP THING RIN DO

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AND I’M LIKE “OOOOH OK GETTING TO KNOW THE CAST BETTER NICE NICE”

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THEN THESE GUYS SHOW UP AND I’M LIKE “OOOOOOH YOU GUYS MUST BE THE PORN VERSION OF THE IWATOBI KIDS OR SOMETHIN’ LET’S SEE THEM BONERS”

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BUT OK THEY’RE ALL CHANGED SO LET’S GO TO THE POOL! SURELY WE’LL HAVE HAPPY FUN TIMES OUT THERE!

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… NO, THEM AND TEN OTHER SPONTANEOUSLY APPEARING IDIOTS FUCKING DO THIS BULLSHIT FOR THIRTY MINUTES FIRST.

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GENTLEMEN, WE ARE NEARING THE FIFTEEN MINUTE MARK OF THIS HOUR LONG PORN AND I HAVE YET TO SEE A SCHWING DING DANGLE IN ANYONE’S HOO HAH

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31 MINUTES IN AND WE’RE ACTUALLY SWIMMING NOW!!! HOLY CROTCH SHOT

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45 MINUTES IN AND THEY’VE JUST BARELY MANHANDLED AN ASSHOLE AND TOSSED HIM INTO THE POOL. I CAN ONLY ASSUME HE HAS THE SMALLEST DICK.

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OH BOY PRACTICE IS OVER TIME TO REST. MAYBE NOW WE CAN SETTLE DOWN WITH SOME NICE COCK HOPPING.

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… OR WE COULD JUST FUCKING PISS AROUND AND HAVE A NICE REFRESHING BEVERAGE INSTEAD

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52 MINUTES, BOYS. COME ON, HOW FAST CAN YOU FUCK

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT’S THE END??

AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, LEAVING YOUR DELICATES OUT TO DRY???

THERE WAS LITERALLY MORE COKE THAN COCK IN THIS SHIT

I AM DISAPPOINT 0/10 MACKERELS WOULD NOT FAP EVER